February 2012
no mom i don’t want ashes on my head.
NO WAIT I will gladly go sit through a mass I don’t care about with my father if it means I don’t have to cook anything tonight.
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I’m up too early. Should have gone back to sleep but the coffee pot was still on and there are still episodes of Lockdown on Netflix that need viewing.
Really busy weeks abound. Wrote out a speech, working some more on an application that needs to be finished soon, took on a language endeavor, trying to write more, while also trying tirelessly to correct twenty-two years of poor posture and...
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Zack got me pistachios. He knows the way to my heart.
How are ya’ll doing? I feel like we haven’t talked in forever~
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fictionincarnate replied to your post: There was a post on here maybe about a week ago…
I reblogged it! I’m on my phone though and don’t have access to my.archive on it, but if you dig you can find it.
I KNEW it was you! I was digging through your blog then something else took my attention away from looking. Found it! Thank you so much!
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There was a post on here maybe about a week ago that was reblogged from several other people about a white male feeling bad about explaining to his PoC female friend that his feelings get hurt when she talked about how being a white male was probably the easiest thing in this country. There was a rebuttal that was perfectly worded, concise, and not demeaning to either of the parties involved. I...
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Misandry” may be the most efficient word in the English language. In just one...
– Cracked, of all things. Seriously. Cracked is now doing better on gender politics than Tumblr. Just sit with that for a moment.
(NB: The rest of the article contains some of the same problematic stuff that’s in most Cracked columns, and for the love of all that is good, DON’T READ THE COMMENTS!)
Something might have happened last night that I wasn’t entirely cool with. Actually, I wasn’t cool with it at all. But I’m not sure if it really happened. Why would I make that stuff up?
ya’ll lemme know when Taylor Swift performs. I’m supposed to text vicky when she is on.
I’m incredibly fickle and have at least two emotional meltdowns a day. It’s important that you know this as it’s going to be on the test.
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I got an outfit for the party tomorrow and it’s cute but I’m afraid to wear it. It’s gorgeous, and I’m not sure I can pull it off. I have to do hygienic things too like shaving my legs and armpits, I’m not super happy about it.
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Everyone is lame except me and my friends.
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I have a little time to myself right now so I’m going to try my hand at making pistachio butter. It seems a lot more complicated than it should be.
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oyoungsailor:
He really just turned around and sat his ass down in the end zone like boop.
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i burned my hand so the first thing i did was take care of it andtext augu. then i found it necessary to make a post to tumblr. my and is going to fall off.
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official-which replied to your post: Work and my day were both really long and arduous…
WHAT?! MORE DINOSAUR FLASH CARDS?! I AM OFFICIALLY JEALOUS. *changes tumblr name to official-dinosaurflashcardjealousgirl*
I swear I’m collecting these things like baseball cards. My new deck features the likes of guanlong, compsognathus, protoceratops, and the nothronycus, who looks like a...
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Work and my day were both really long and arduous but it’s okay because I came into work to find that James had put more dinosaur flash cards in my mail box, then my parents wanted Star Pizza, and I was allowed to go with them, and then Randall’s has a buy-one-get-one free sale on pistachios.
My little sister is missing.
hearts-yo:
She’s nine.
My mom told me to wait at home in case she comes back while my mom looks for her. I have never been more worried in my life.
IF YOU LIVE IN THE HOUSTON, TEXAS AREA AND YOU SEE A CAUCASIAN LITTLE GIRL WITH SHOULDER LENGTH BLOND HAIR, GREEN-BLUE EYES, AND A MISSING FRONT TOOTH, WHO LOOKS LOST, CALL 832-491-4149 IMMEDIATELY. I am begging you. Please reblog this to get the...
arousedtoreador:
I’m at the PIZZAHUT
I’m at the TACOBELL
I’M AT THE COMBINATION PIZZAHUT AND TACOBELL
My Troy and Abed in the Morning mugs shipped today and I want them already SHIT I just want to drink coffee out of them and pretend I’m on a talk show.
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It's official: andimapc and I are going live vlog...
get ready.
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clubs are confusing and i have no idea what things are so I’m going to hang up my clothes and wait for lauren to call me so that she can help me.
My clothes pile just keeps growing and breathing and it needs attention and needs to be taken care of but I’m just too tired and horny to do anything about it right now. Megan is going to have the worst sous chef on the planet grace her kitchen at about five o’clock. I feel magnificent today, and I hope you do too.
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Following up on limo emails, about to bake cookies, drowning in sadness, the usual.
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January 2012
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A very bad morning turned adorable when I arrived at work to find that James had put some dinosaur flash cards in my mailbox. On the list of one of the cutest things that has ever happened to me.