zombres:

tastefullyoffensive:

"We bought alien balloons…" [nomad5]

plenilune



leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now



Help Me Move Out Please

asthedaysgobylifehappenss:

asthedaysgobylifehappenss:

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My name is Fobazi, and I live in the great state of New Jersey, and I just finished graduated from Rutgers University. For the past two years, I have pursued a Masters in Library Science, and I recently got a full-time job.

But the job doesn’t start until after Labor Day. So my immediate need is for funds to move out of my house.

Right now I live with my mother. She makes home a very unsafe place for me to live. She is an extremely conservative Christian and a pastor and constantly derides my “choice” in sexuality. On top of that, she constantly takes all of my savings.

At this moment, I have less than $50 to my name because my mom found my hidden savings. My job doesn’t start until after labor day and I wasn’t able to work this summer due to immobility.

So with this, I am asking for the kindness of others to help me save up $2400 to pay the security deposit on an apartment.

All money donated will go towards a savings account I am setting aside explicitly to save for an apartment. Any extra funds past my goal will be put towards other necessities.

Any and all reblogs or signal boosts are super duper appreciated!

Oh my gosh guys I’m crying. I only posted about the fundraiser 8 hours ago and I’ve already received $400! You guys are so amazing. There are 55 days left and I’m hopeful I can actually leave! 





apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.




trebled-negrita-princess:

apronsheelsandcollars:

raisingmyprophet:

iphotographlove:

bffspellsbeef:

beautifulpicturesofhealthyfood:

Fruit Roll Ups - A tasty, healthy snack…VIDEO Recipe

SORCERY.

what madness is this?

my mouth is watering holy fuck

bruh…

WHATTTTTTT??????????????

(Source: beautifulpicturesofhealthyfood)



  • kim k game: no energy
  • real life: no energy



Steve Buscemi

(Source: hopkinsed)



andrewjacksonjihads:

i want someone who will sit on a rooftop with me at 3 am and shave their head while i shave my head and then hotglue the hair to the roof so the roof will have hair




jean-luc-gohard:

Ball So Hard…

(based on this post)





nosdrinker:

:’)

nosdrinker:

:’)



evilblogger:

online shopping

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r-e-b-e-l-queen:

profoak:

flawlessvevo:

Oh my god. 

AFSFAS THIS IS OS FUNNY

HAHAHAHAHA!!



manhood:

Nicki Minaj x Georges Seurat

manhood:

Nicki Minaj x Georges Seurat