ilanawexler:

Illustration by Tyler Wintermute.




mintypineapple:

Beautiful.

(Source: best-of-memes)



modestmgmtofficial:

everything’s so funny when u use the wrong measurement:

  • 5 gallons of homework
  • mouthful of lint
  • 20 degrees of facial oil
  • 7 pints of china
  • handful of fergi
  • 60 mph of dad


chicken-nuggets-official:

call the police

chicken-nuggets-official:

call the police



foulmouthedliberty:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Being an adult is realizing that $5,000 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own.

this is real



blacksupervillain:

w o w

blacksupervillain:

w o w

(Source: kikgod)




sevenseventhree:

important. watch how you talk about the violence in chicago; understand where it really stems from. if you are blaming communities, get the fuck outta here.



pleatedjeans:

Come along, Bort. [x]

pleatedjeans:

Come along, Bort. [x]



kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails



(Source: endthymes)



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musiqueandsex:

Femme Fatale - The Velvet Underground [1967]



seri0uslybecca:

i take my hedgehog grocery shopping and nobody tells me to stop

seri0uslybecca:

i take my hedgehog grocery shopping and nobody tells me to stop



Most people die at 25 and aren’t buried until they’re 75
Benjamin Franklin  (via metalhearted)

(Source: bkoo)



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peterpanopticon:

my ride is here

peterpanopticon:

my ride is here

(Source: 10110100)